Paris Duffers at Burford Golf Links

A beaming Gerry Hoogstraten after winning the championship.

Scoop Stewart

Paris Independent Sports Reporter

The Best of Paris men’s golf results...

What an exciting end to a great season of golf and camaraderie with Gerry Hoogstraten being crowned champion. Congratulations to runner-up Doug Sinclair who gave it his best but, on this day, Hoogstraten’s overall playing won out. With Third place going to Greig Graham, fourth place to Billy Beechey and fifth place to Jacques Cormier Winners of the milk: The Paris duffers men’s golf league

Best sportsmanship: The coveted best sportsmanship award goes to Al Oldroyd and Terry Brown for putting up with this reporters snide remarks all year. I feel bad, not really.

Best buddies: Jeff Johnston and Pat Fergus.

Best team: Paul Barber and anybody… Paul is like a fine wine that gets better with age.

Best quotes: Has to be Dino Kitchen and my favourite one was about Jay Miller‘s pants looking like the snack cart exploded.

Best drive: Most impressive drive of the season goes to my longtime friend Andy Attlebery, whose shot on the 16th not only crossed the westbound 403 but was last rumored to have reached the Windsor border.

Best crazy shot: Little Dicky Berg playing in his bare feet after a super soaker in the pond, a drive that went straight up and almost bonked him on the head.

Best under pressure: Even on the 90° days, there’s not one drip of sweat coming off Johnny Fever’s head, the man is cool as a cucumber.

Best rocket shot: Willie Dafoe hit a screamer on number 11 that never went above 5 feet in height and smoked the pin going 90mph.

Best haircuts: A three-way tie between Steve Kopp, Jason Holmes and Telly Savalas, their melons are manicured like a putting green.

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Scoop Stewart signing off always a pleasure!