Paris Duffers at Burford Golf Links

Jeff “Stones” Johnston pictured in this photo has been MIA and we have left “No Stone Unturned” looking for this man.

Scoop Stewart

Paris Independent Sports Reporter

Friday September 5th Paris men’s golf results...

With only a few weeks left, the race for the championship is still wide open.

1st Doug Sinclair 75

2nd Andy Attlebery 74

3rd Al Oldroyd 73

4th Paul Barber 70

5th Johnny Fever 69

MVP

Dickie Berg, it’s not that he played great, but he played with no shoes from the second hole on as he did a Weeble wobble and got a soaker! (see photo).

MIA: real name, Jeff Johnston alias Stones, Bull, Cid, Billy Jack Johnston, Jack Johnston. I have left no stone unturned looking for this man. If you see him remind him, we golf on Friday starting at one. 

Winners of the milk:

Congratulations are in order for the victorious pairs of Dino kitchen and Dickie Berg, Gerry Hoogstraten and Johnny Fever, Gerry Cheevers and Glenn Hall, Pat Fergus and Steve Kopp tied Andy Attlebery and Terry Brown.

Shot of the day:

Larry Pickering had the best shot of the day landing just inches away from a hole-in-one on number 11 at 148 yards using an eight iron, close but no cigar uncle Larry!

Quote of the day:

“Even a blind squirrel gets the odd nut” Uncle Larry, when asked about his near hole-in-one.

Good guy award: 

Goes to South end alumni Greig Graham, a luminary of the stage and screen, though not of the golfing greens. Apart from his role as my esteemed junior reporter providing invaluable insights into the Paris Duffers, Graham has also helmed a multitude of theatrical productions for the local community and graced almost every prominent stage in Southern Ontario.

This is Scoop Stewart saying keep it where its mowed. Always a pleasure!